Comedy Archives - StoryBlog inspire touch celebrate understand Mon, 13 May 2019 08:14:12 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.1 https://storyblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cropped-StoryBlog-1-4-32x32.jpg Comedy Archives - StoryBlog 32 32 150787812 Big Kitty https://storyblog.co.uk/big-kitty/ https://storyblog.co.uk/big-kitty/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2018 14:49:20 +0000 https://storyblog.co.uk/?p=484 Ben Gillman woke up not knowing where he was or how he got there. But what he was certain of, or almost certain of, was that there was an enormous Persian cat standing in front of him smoking a cigar. “Ah, you’re awake. Ben, is it?” asked the huge feline who was puffing away, blowing heart-shaped smoke rings. Ben did not respond. It was safe to say he was slightly more than confused. It has to be a dream, he thought. “I appreciate that this might seem strange and illusory, but know that I am real and this is really happening,” said the cat. This,

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]]> https://storyblog.co.uk/big-kitty/feed/ 4 484 The Fabulous Neighbourhood – Part 3 https://storyblog.co.uk/the-fabulous-neighbourhood-part-3/ https://storyblog.co.uk/the-fabulous-neighbourhood-part-3/#respond Fri, 14 Sep 2018 14:57:34 +0000 https://storyblog.co.uk/?p=431 “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a neighbourhood made up of one moderately wide street, 22 semi-detached houses on either side with 22 adjoining driveways, an average of three vehicles and half a dog per property must have an abundance of goodwill amongst its occupants. It is also a truth universally unacknowledged that this is not so.” Sugar Bags & Canapés “Harry, quickly, come down now. Our guests are arriving in 10 minutes,” Jenny is shouting up the staircase, wiping her flushed and sweaty face with the bottom edge of her blue cotton apron. Harry descends in a hurry, fumbling with the zip on

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